However, there are excuses real people have used but which define any sense and sensibility. These excuses are not bad in the “you’re just lazy”-kind of way, but they are so unbelievable that your boss probably won’t know how to react. These excuses for missing work are usually: Refutable. A claim your boss can simply say isn’t true.
Here's 49 (extremely silly) excuses for not doing your homework! Join the hilarious adventure of these cheeky kids who will try absolutely anything to wriggle away from the menacing teacher stare. With an illustration for each haphazard attempt you're guaranteed to laugh, smirk, and chuckle for hours.